Need help with my baby names?

Personally i'd keep it simple. Take it from me hyphenated names bring a whole host of problems, more for boys than girls. And has for double barrelled surnames well just don't go there. As my old grandad used to say "best sign of a ba5tard". It all smacks of CHAVness to me, folks trying to be something they're not. Why can't people be happy with their lot these days and accept where they are in the pecking order? The mention of bail somewhat rather emphasises my point don't you think. And before someone jumps up and down i'm a working cl lad from Lancashire who just happens to believe you make your own luck in life but you should never forget your roots